J.R. Johnson

Today in excellent news:

First Official Unicorn Husbandry License Given to Intrepid Young Girl in California

“Dear LA County, I would like your approval if I can have a unicorn in my backyard if I can find one,” wrote a girl named Madeline.

You have to appreciate the fact that 1) this kid knows what she wants, i.e. a unicorn, 2) is willing to go through proper channels to ensure that there are no legal difficulties should she achieve that goal, and 3) that the Department of Animal Care and Control came through. 

Happy hunting, Madeline!

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